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tem idéias para mandar ?Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.comBlogger87125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-74927689397767572952011-10-29T04:53:00.000-07:002011-10-29T04:56:14.245-07:00O mineiro e o gênio.<span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;">Um mineirinho estava caminhando e viu uma lâmpada. Esfregou ela e um Gênio apareceu.</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Agora vou te oferecer 3 desejos!</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> O mineiro pensou e disse:</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Eu quero um queijo!</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> E o gênio deu o queijo. E disse:</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Qual o 2º pedido?</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Hmmmm... me dá outro queijo!!</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Tem certeza?</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Tenho sim!</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> E o gênio deu o 2º queijo e disse:</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Agora preste muita atenção no que vai pedir! Qual é o 3º?</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Eu quero uma muié!</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> E o gênio deu a mulher mas, por curiosidade, perguntou:</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Desculpe, mas o que vai fazer com uma mulher e 2 queijos?</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - É que eu fiquei com vergonha de pedir outro queijo!!</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-45087788069351998742011-10-25T08:18:00.003-07:002011-10-25T08:18:56.848-07:00METAL!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeix6PLspOASKcpHY4uOm1iPjW0XtvDJRAb7PSL9uYGFrtdUy2_DuSr9_2SG2rCdSRqfYfRpjGqO9K58vPduqxFrzaLwjbiDWq5jAtPr-Y8K1RHLre0kmr___owg2aaO1JUupGr34if9Zk/s1600/300408_279582872074615_262158970483672_919871_916349819_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeix6PLspOASKcpHY4uOm1iPjW0XtvDJRAb7PSL9uYGFrtdUy2_DuSr9_2SG2rCdSRqfYfRpjGqO9K58vPduqxFrzaLwjbiDWq5jAtPr-Y8K1RHLre0kmr___owg2aaO1JUupGr34if9Zk/s320/300408_279582872074615_262158970483672_919871_916349819_n.jpg" width="272" /></a></div>Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-66533879097917908262011-10-25T08:18:00.001-07:002011-10-25T08:18:19.407-07:00Sempre acontece comigo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuNq7OpLURE2-uDfanFB3mersbrMngV0kKX7xd53HD_nYdQ6oMyuvjWo3T3WwJD7KawCp5POaJ64PgaVlWnpBQTG0gMWfjM7wDKMxUO4s8pCR3zyh_ZNM3voeR8JXlloV8CRXbaSmxk01Z/s1600/300043_277886438910925_262158970483672_916104_122538931_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuNq7OpLURE2-uDfanFB3mersbrMngV0kKX7xd53HD_nYdQ6oMyuvjWo3T3WwJD7KawCp5POaJ64PgaVlWnpBQTG0gMWfjM7wDKMxUO4s8pCR3zyh_ZNM3voeR8JXlloV8CRXbaSmxk01Z/s320/300043_277886438910925_262158970483672_916104_122538931_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-83537697641984269662011-10-25T08:17:00.001-07:002011-10-25T08:17:32.592-07:00Algo em comum?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsEaGqgrSAv-D_8-frcnI2JKcAzhIvxM8yfgrhFNF99BUs24r778bRxBLiV_usf7mHAF5CSWAYI1D4hlmOhxEFnU8_Cuno0xaQve1JETsknhcJbu-NH9DTtS1QDUBBD7eprPX6OtGMBWGX/s1600/299907_277210468978522_262158970483672_914547_1461466029_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="267" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsEaGqgrSAv-D_8-frcnI2JKcAzhIvxM8yfgrhFNF99BUs24r778bRxBLiV_usf7mHAF5CSWAYI1D4hlmOhxEFnU8_Cuno0xaQve1JETsknhcJbu-NH9DTtS1QDUBBD7eprPX6OtGMBWGX/s320/299907_277210468978522_262158970483672_914547_1461466029_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-8666046862053964152011-10-25T08:16:00.001-07:002011-10-25T08:16:31.627-07:00Maquina digital é para fracos!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaDTIdLtchiVdeGT1Sk0XvlUSD3xei9htJ9FeT2TUCYeHA-u1i4fTY288E3diWw_vWEFs6P1QJxN8gGL61cLlb9glW5qIzhECd98-aVmmk3DicGe7By2v_W3jtax09Qf_LAxhBm3gRjCDH/s1600/302184_277583885607847_262158970483672_915294_427443613_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaDTIdLtchiVdeGT1Sk0XvlUSD3xei9htJ9FeT2TUCYeHA-u1i4fTY288E3diWw_vWEFs6P1QJxN8gGL61cLlb9glW5qIzhECd98-aVmmk3DicGe7By2v_W3jtax09Qf_LAxhBm3gRjCDH/s320/302184_277583885607847_262158970483672_915294_427443613_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-389898926401500192011-10-17T17:50:00.001-07:002011-10-17T17:50:16.302-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtpoizzmPlDDe1aTiiiyg9oCj9fsveWiAT9ayTe4-Wz8_24A20rE1T4nL__BoUUV2Wlh3rBMF6eOHCA9dPNGmXXXombzuNyx23ENA8bcdHv9f3ntNZPi7_08kUQAkulBOTM8Rf4_elc3yu/s1600/mulher.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="231" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtpoizzmPlDDe1aTiiiyg9oCj9fsveWiAT9ayTe4-Wz8_24A20rE1T4nL__BoUUV2Wlh3rBMF6eOHCA9dPNGmXXXombzuNyx23ENA8bcdHv9f3ntNZPi7_08kUQAkulBOTM8Rf4_elc3yu/s320/mulher.jpg" width="320" /></a>SEU DESEJO É UMA ORDEM</div>Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-50986253470231614012011-10-17T17:49:00.003-07:002011-10-17T17:49:36.027-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhokhyphenhyphenUYObp5InoOaPkMoRDyD4J0b4P9NaMWB7dqRBUG2AYL56_OX9YlvJowL2SVR3sfIVyb8VPxRRIZIBYa3vYCJ-9LYp06GJQ9HX6Feu40nZjqHfY1DaVyH5xVv0guzx95-DFM23GgOlh/s1600/294202_260144664022963_239725116064918_686663_1082312561_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhokhyphenhyphenUYObp5InoOaPkMoRDyD4J0b4P9NaMWB7dqRBUG2AYL56_OX9YlvJowL2SVR3sfIVyb8VPxRRIZIBYa3vYCJ-9LYp06GJQ9HX6Feu40nZjqHfY1DaVyH5xVv0guzx95-DFM23GgOlh/s1600/294202_260144664022963_239725116064918_686663_1082312561_n.jpg" /></a></div>Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-39206586141560869102011-09-26T16:23:00.000-07:002011-09-26T16:23:25.980-07:00Mc Leozinho musica nova!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Z i K A<br />
<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/QSmiEbhNmrU?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-63277611731916395482011-09-23T12:13:00.001-07:002011-09-23T12:13:49.722-07:00Joãozinho e corinthians.<span style="font-family:Tahoma">- Você gosta da mamãe, filhinho?<br />- NÃO!!!<br />- E do papai?<br />- NÃO!!!<br />- E da vovó?<br />- NÃO!!!<br />- Então de quem você gosta?<br />- Do CORINTHIANS!!!<br />- Por que?<br />- Porque ele não bate em ninguém.</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-19344226374606891162011-09-23T12:12:00.004-07:002011-09-23T12:13:04.518-07:00Leite<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: italic;">P:Por que a loira abre o leite no mercado?<br />R:Porque esta escrito "abrir aqui" !</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-50655795860443588362011-09-23T12:12:00.003-07:002011-09-23T12:12:47.509-07:00A velocidade da luz<span style="font-family:Tahoma">P:Por que a loira jogou uma lampada do 8 andar?<br />R:Para medir a velocidade da luz !</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-35705270915071762082011-09-23T12:12:00.001-07:002011-09-23T12:12:25.264-07:00A Loira e a Agua<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: italic;"><br />Porque a loira bebe agua chaqualhando o copo?<br />R: Porque ela disse que agua parada da dengue</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-3669276812407492482011-09-23T12:11:00.003-07:002011-09-23T12:11:59.189-07:00A Loira e o Guarda Chuva<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: italic;">P:Porque a loira faz um furo no guarda-chuva quando está chovendo?<br />R.Para ver quando a chuva vai parar</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-57343533689119236052011-09-23T12:11:00.001-07:002011-09-23T12:11:32.649-07:00Loira<span style="font-family: Tahoma; font-style: italic;">P:Por que a loira pois gelo em cima do aparelho de DVD ?<br />R: Porque ela queria congelar a imagem...</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-46152164875504855402011-09-22T08:56:00.001-07:002011-09-22T08:56:20.190-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(66, 66, 66); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">O garotinho chega pro pai e diz:<br />“Paiê… O senhor é o diabo?”</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">“Que é isso meu filho? De onde você tirou essa bobagem?”</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">“É que toda vez que o senhor sai de casa, a mamãe grita para o vizinho:</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">Pode entrar que o chifrudo saiu!”</p></span>souzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09312113837585985309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-88334927484266918722011-09-22T08:54:00.001-07:002011-09-22T08:54:35.591-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(66, 66, 66); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">O marido estava em seu leito de morte e chamou a esposa. Com voz rouca e já bem fraca, diz à mulher:<br />- Meu bem, chegue mais perto. Eu quero lhe fazer uma confissão!</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">- Não, não – respondeu a mulher. – Sossegue e fique quietinho aí, porque você não pode fazer esforço.</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">- Mas mulher – insistiu o marido. – Eu preciso morrer em paz! Eu quero confessar uma coisa que está me atormentando!</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">- Está bem, está bem! Pode falar!</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">- É o seguinte. Eu transei com a sua irmã, com a sua mãe e com a sua melhor amiga!</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">- Eu sei, eu sei – disse a mulher. – Foi por isso que eu te envenenei, seu filho da p…</p></span>souzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09312113837585985309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-87528049605965972482011-09-21T15:56:00.000-07:002011-09-21T15:57:02.873-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(66, 66, 66); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">O leite e o vinho batem um papo acalorado e o leite diz:</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">- Vinho, você é mau. Embebeda as pessoas e as mata de cirrose… Eu, pelo contrário, só dou saúde para todo mundo!</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">O vinho não aceita a provocação e responde:</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; text-decoration: none; font-size: 1em; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; outline-color: initial; font: normal normal normal 17px/normal Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(66, 66, 66); line-height: 24px; ">- Tudo bem, mas tem uma coisa: a minha mãe é uma uva e a sua é uma vaca…</p></span>souzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09312113837585985309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-2353963414732879622011-09-21T13:26:00.000-07:002011-09-21T13:26:05.749-07:00Nathalia X Jessica<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/uDR9FVWt93c?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe><b>FECHANDO O PAU x)</b></div>Higorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04294663778745052298noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-86440453889484194132011-09-21T05:50:00.000-07:002011-09-21T05:51:59.339-07:00Los Hermanos<span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;">Argentinos e franceses se encontram no saguão do aeroporto esperando o vôo de volta para casa. Apesar de toda a tristeza e como não poderia deixar de ser, os argentinos resolvem sacanear os franceses:</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Que vergonha, heim! Nós também fomos eliminados mas pelo menos fizemos gol. E vocês, campeões mundiais passaram em branco!</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> O francês responde:</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;"> - Mas pelo menos estamos voltando para Paris</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-81902793197573575782011-09-21T05:46:00.000-07:002011-09-21T05:50:02.629-07:00Jãozinho e a frase.<span style="font-family: arial; font-style: italic;">Joãozinho, diga uma frase com a palavra formatar: "Fessora, leve esta faca se acaso formatar alguém."</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4381541306889643083.post-8917568415751106032011-09-21T05:45:00.000-07:002011-09-21T05:46:46.915-07:00Joãozinho e o verbo nadar<span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;">Na aula de Portugues a Professora pede para a classe conjugar um a um os verbos que ela dasse foi td mundo joaozinho foi o ultimo ai ela fala :</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Joaozinho conjugue o verbo nadar</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Ai o Joazinho disse gritando:</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Eu nado</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Tu nadas</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Ele nada</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Aí a professora falou:</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Joaozinho mais baixo</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Ai ele continuando GRITANDO fala:</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Eu mergulho</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Tu Mergulhas</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: arial;"> Ele mergulha</span>Mateus Fiuzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11042573402410187689noreply@blogger.com0